Your guy side:

[ ] You're taller than 5'5".
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[x] MEAT!
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed.
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be. (sometimes...)
[x] You like dinosaurs. (RRRAAAWWWRRRR)
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[x] Video games are better than the mall. (Sometimes)
[ ] You curse like a sailor.
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red. (i LOVE green!!!)
[ ] You can grow facial hair.
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because there cute.
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground. (Iunno...my cousin weighs like 80-something, so ya)
[ ] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.s.
[x] You show off bruises like badges of honor. (hey!I only do that SOMETIMES!!!)
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris. ( NOOOOO!!!)

Boy Score - 8....ok

Your girl side:

[ ] People say you're short.
[x] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.(only on occations)
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You can cook and clean.(i do both alot)
[x] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[x] You like to spend money with your friends.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume. (perfume)
[x] Your skin is soft.
[x] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple. (purple)
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[x] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[x] You freak out when you see bugs in the room. (heheh sometimes...** )
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.

Girl Score- 12


I'm more girl than boy.


I took this from


Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

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